There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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