I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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