well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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