Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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