She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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