I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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