So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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