I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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