So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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