Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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