She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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