my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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