the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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