Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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