Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
