suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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