The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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