Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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