i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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