You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize