did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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