just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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