you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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