Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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