Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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