are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
