DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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