He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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