Please, let me fuck your mom
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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