I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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