"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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