ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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