I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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