I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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