watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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