She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm just crazy horny about you
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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