shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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