bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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