Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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