think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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