you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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