I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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