My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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