My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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