Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Found the puke drawer
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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