i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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