Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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