Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage