maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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