I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I have tasted many bathrooms
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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