he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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