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  "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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  damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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• (415): View more from California

  The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.

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• (909): View more from California

  i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (619): View more from California

  My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!

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• (415): View more from California

  Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"

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• (805): View more from California

  her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb

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