Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.