It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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