This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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