i just wanna soil my oats bro
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Found your dick twin last night
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
