I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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